{"id":2486,"date":"2014-08-10T15:23:28","date_gmt":"2014-08-10T20:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/?p=2486"},"modified":"2014-08-10T17:37:35","modified_gmt":"2014-08-10T22:37:35","slug":"the-illusion-of-control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/2014\/08\/10\/the-illusion-of-control\/","title":{"rendered":"The Illusion of Control"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2487\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/2014\/08\/10\/the-illusion-of-control\/ellie_control\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2487\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2487\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Ellie_Control-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"Dr. Ellie Sattler can&#039;t stand off-leash, out-of-control dogs either.  It&#039;s more annoying than being chased by a velociraptor.\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2487\" srcset=\"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Ellie_Control-200x300.jpg 200w, http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Ellie_Control-100x150.jpg 100w, http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Ellie_Control.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2487\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dr. Ellie Sattler can&#8217;t stand off-leash, out-of-control dogs either.  It&#8217;s more annoying than being chased by a velociraptor.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2486"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2486"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2493,"href":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2486\/revisions\/2493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dancingcavy.com\/mysterisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}